Arrest by Appointment; a Hanover PD "invitation"...

Hey kids! How do you like this one for an agency charged with the mission to "protect & serve" in your fair township.

Arrest by appointment.

That is what your fine men in blue actually asked me to do, to follow through with a frivolous charge of trespass because I was sitting quietly, minding my own business by a small water source up in Etna.

You like that one? Routinely your local attorneys tell their poor clientele that Miranda protections are no longer relevant, so don't bother getting bent out of shape when their officers don't read them or if they make a false report stating in the press that they HAVE read them when they have not. No don't let that one bother you. Don't lose any sleep over it.

Just, please come in, & be "arrested by appointment" now.

Too damned lazy to run after you rich kids to bust you ourselves when you are smoking an illicit joint somewhere harming NOBODY...(new research suggests that in some small quantities it may actually STIMULATE the GROWTH of brain cells, now we can't have that can we? Outbreaks of smartness happening all over a college campus...)

Check it out. It is all there. They actually asked me to do this. Come in to Chief Ciccone's power offices & be "arrested by appointment".

Come on investigative reporters. This is your chance. It was ALL, all of it, "caught on tape".

That is what they wanted me to do instead of picking up rings for my son's wedding quietly preparing for a wonderful & lawful celegration on the seacoast.

No PLEASE, stop doing that & come on in, get arrested "by appointment".

Dream on..... I don't THINK so guys!